im putting my fish in boot camp.

as you all know i have 2 fish (read about them here)
and since my post about them i have removed some plants and they actually are swimming around.the injured fin seems to have healed since i constantly catch him??/her??
(no idea if i have boys or girls) swimming super fast around the tank ….so for about a month now they seem functional but
they are so boring.
so, so, so,so boring.
they do nothing.
so i started googling “how to make fish fun”, “what to do with boring fish” and stumbled upon this..the soccer set comes with an instructional dvd as to how to train your fish..
im not kidding.
“the R2 Fish Training School Kit is a complete training system that includes everything you need to teach your fish over 10 amazing tricks (including soccer, football, basketball, limbo, fetch, tunnels, and more!)
Includes:
Instructional DVD
R2 Fish School training platform
Over 20 compatible training accessories

Feeding wand
Instruction manual with over 100 photos
Compact, weighted base for bowls or small tanks – measures 10.25″ x 6.25″
Simple, fast, and easy to understand
For almost all fish 1″ to 6″ in length
Used to train the fish trick world record holder
“Best in Show” at 2009 Global Pet Expo!”
yeah.
so im seriously thinking of putting my fish into boot camp.
i want my fish to be able to play soccer and basketball.

das wuz up!